Mayor Stockton,
 
It was a very busy weekend in downtown Barville.  Where do I begin.  I have so many thing to share it is if someone gave the drunks, the overserved, and the brainless, the keys to the city. I have so many incendents to report that your email will not cope with the volume.  So I will break it up into shorter notes with attached photos.
 
First lets start with the public urination.  On early Friday morning Feb 23, 2007 two guys decided to basically urinate all over Lancasters front windows and facade openly on Main St. And someone repeated the spray job efffort early Saturday morning as well. And while we did not capture the perpatrator in action the second time, the tale-tell remains are very evident.  And there was the usual people running into our alley and using it as a toilet.
 
Maybe Economic Development can put a positive spin on it and call it "Free Overnight Power Washing for your Business".  Please see attachements.
 
Sincerely,
John Shank